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CSS is DOOMed - Rendering DOOM in 3D with CSS | Hello my name is Niels Leenheer

Every wall, floor, barrel, and imp is a div — DOOM rendered in 3D entirely in CSS. Using 3D transforms, CSS math functions, @property, clip-path, anchor positioning, and SVG filters to build a fully playable 3D first-person shooter in the browser without Canvas or WebGL.
Saved on: 2026-03-29

The Singularity will Occur on a Tuesday

src={alwaysHasBeen.src} alt="Always has been astronaut meme" / "Wait, the singularity is just humans freaking out?" "Always has been." Everyone in
Saved on: 2026-02-11

CSS Optical Illusions

A collection of 50+ optical illusions coded with CSS and HTML. :: Blog post at Alvaro Montoro's Personal Website.
Saved on: 2026-01-22

Tabloid: the clickbait headline programming language

Tabloid is a real, turing complete programming language written in JavaScript, inspired by cilckbait headlines.
Saved on: 2025-11-09

Pipe Logic

Saved on: 2025-10-24

HATEOAS for Haunted Houses

A case-study in using Hypermedia as the Engine of Application State (HATEOAS) architecture to build a flexible control system for a local haunted house on a tight delivery schedule.
Saved on: 2025-10-11

Hosting a WebSite on a Disposable Vape

Someone's trash is another person's web server.
Saved on: 2025-09-16

Anycrap 🛒 The Store of Infinite Products

Create any absurd product with AI and pretend to buy it. Because why not?
Tags: #ai #funny
Saved on: 2025-09-13

A valid HTML zip bomb - ache

h1 id="a-valid-html-zip-bomb"a tabindex="0" class="anchor" href="/notes/html_zip_bomb"A valid HTML zip bomb/a/h1pimg src="/notes/res/zip_bomb_file.svg" alt="Illustration d'une bombe zip" height="150" width="150"/pa href="/notes/html_zip_bomb"/a
Saved on: 2025-07-24

Faking a JPEG

Creating something that seems like a JPEG, very quickly
Saved on: 2025-07-12

The Most Scathing Book Reviews of 2024

Ho, ho, ho, hope you’ve brought an appetite for destruction, because we’ve got some choice cuts for you this holiday season. Among the books being tarred and feathered in the town squar…
Saved on: 2024-12-22

Every UUID

A searchable list of every UUID v4 - scroll till you find a new favorite.
Saved on: 2024-12-07

This Website is Hosted on Bluesky

Well, not this one. But this one is! How? Let’s take a closer look at Bluesky and the AT Protocol that underpins it. Note: I communicated with the Bluesky team prior to the publishing of this post. While the functionality described is not the intended use of the application, it is known behavior and does not constitue a vulnerability disclosure process. My main motivation for reaching out to them was because I like the folks and don’t want to make their lives harder.
Saved on: 2024-11-25

An analysis of title drops in movies

A title drop is when a character in a movie says the title of the movie they're in. Here's a large-scale analysis of 73,921 movies from the last 80 years on how often, when and maybe even why that happens.
Saved on: 2024-11-06

Bop Spotter

Saved on: 2024-09-30

Comic Mono

A legible monospace font… the very typeface you’ve been trained to recognize since childhood
Saved on: 2024-09-19

The secret inside One Million Checkboxes

Teens wrote me a secret. I found them.
Saved on: 2024-08-30

Generating sudokus for fun and no profit

A guide on how to generate sudokus of any difficulty.
Saved on: 2024-07-26

The Super Effectiveness of Pokémon Embeddings Using Only Raw JSON and Image

Embeddings encourage engineers to go full YOLO because it’s actually rewarding to do so!
Saved on: 2024-07-01

llama.ttf

llama.ttf is a font file which is also a large language model and an inference engine for that model.
Saved on: 2024-06-24

Monads are like burritos

From the highly eclectic blog of Mark Dominus
Saved on: 2024-06-02

httpareacodes

A super silly idea
Saved on: 2024-01-31

Making Music with Google Sheets and Web MIDI API

With the help of Web MIDI API, we can use Google Sheets as a music sequencer.
Saved on: 2023-10-29

A literary history of fake texts in Apple's marketing materials

Exploring the Applecore style
Saved on: 2023-09-25

PokeFit

PokeFit is a service that allows you to find the Pokémon with the same height and weight as you✨
Saved on: 2023-04-13

Dyson Hair Dryer Becomes Jet Engine | Hackaday

While Dyson makes some good products, they aren’t known for being economical. Case in point: [Integza] spent $500 on a hair dryer. While he does have a fine head of hair, we suspected he wasn…
Saved on: 2023-04-11

MIT’s Barry Duncan demonstrates the power of writing in reverse

Barry Duncan, a staff member at the MIT Press Bookstore, boasts a unique talent: writing palindromes, or prose that reads the same forward and backward.
Saved on: 2023-03-21

Online gradient descent written in SQL • Max Halford

Edit – this post generated a few insightful comments on Hacker News. I’ve also put the code in a notebook for ease of use. Introduction Modern MLOps is complex because it involves too many components. You need a message bus, a stream processing engine, an API, a model store, a feature store, a monitoring service, etc. Sadly, containerisation software and the unbundling trend have encouraged an appetite for complexity. I believe MLOps shouldn’t be this complex. For instance, MLOps can be made simpler by bundling the logic into your database.
Saved on: 2023-03-08

Pranking My Roommate With Eerily Targeted Facebook Ads

This is the chronicle of the most epic retaliation and how I pranked my roommate with targeted Facebook Ads to the point of complete paranoia and delusion.
Tags: #funny
Saved on: 2023-02-14

Wonders of Street View

Explore the weird and wonderful things on Google Street View
Saved on: 2023-01-24

The Page With No Code

View Source shows nothing, but the page has content. The Page With No Code is the kind of puzzle that makes web developers unhappy.
Saved on: 2023-01-21

Pokemon Deckz

Saved on: 2022-10-27

How to use the watch as a Compass (Northern Hemisphere for instance) | CITIZEN WATCH Global Network

How to use the watch as a Compass (Northern Hemisphere for instance)CITIZEN WATCH Global portal site.
Saved on: 2022-10-20

"I don't know the numbers": a math puzzle

I saw a math puzzle the other day on Hacker News. It reads as follows: Two numbers are chosen randomly, both are positive integers smaller than 100. Sandy is told the sum of the numbers, while Peter is told the product of the numbers. Then, this dialog occurs between Sandy and Peter: Peter: I don’t know the numbers. Sandy: I don’t know the numbers. Peter: I don’t know the numbers.
Saved on: 2022-05-09

Paperclips

Saved on: 2020-09-08

Fold 'N Fly » Paper Airplane Folding Instructions

A database of paper airplanes with easy to follow folding instructions, video tutorials and printable folding plans. Find the best paper airplanes!
Saved on: 2018-10-19

The Internet has a Cat! Meet Purrli, the Online Cat Purr Generator.

Not just a cat purr, but a cat purring next to you. Purrli recreates the sound and the presence of a cat, online. It's soothing, it's free, and it's purrfect!
Tags: #funny
Saved on: 2018-04-17

Hulkamania! Or; How I made our office play personalized entrance theme musi

How I hacked the office WiFi to play entrance theme music for my colleagues (and myself!)
Saved on: 2018-03-30

WTF is Ethereum?

WTF is Ethereum? - WTF is Ethereum?
Saved on: 2017-07-08

Jessica Hische - Client Emails Are Hard.

The portfolio and random thoughts of a crazy cat lady.
Saved on: 2016-12-14

DeepRhyme (D-Prime) – generating dope rhymes with deep learning | Mike Swar

Disclaimer : I am a white boy, straight outta Cambridge, UK.  I do not condone the nastier, sometimes misogynistic language in this post, but in the interest of keeping it real, I have not made any…
Saved on: 2016-11-07

Go away

This site may contain personal misinformation and/or photos of bees.
Saved on: 2016-10-25

List of problems solved by MacGyver - MacGyver Wiki - Wikia

This is a list of problems that have been solved by Angus MacGyver. Demonstrating resourcefulness, he employs his knowledge of science, technology and outdoorsmanship to resolve what are often life or death crises. His ingenuity is normally put to the test under dire circumstances with little time or specialized resources with which to work. (Though it does seem he frequently has a Swiss Army knife and a roll of duct tape with him.) MacGyver shorts out a missile timer with a bent paper clip...
Saved on: 2016-03-22

Every Fucking Bootstrap Website Ever

adventurega.me ist die beste Quelle für alle Informationen die Sie suchen. Von allgemeinen Themen bis hin zu speziellen Sachverhalten, finden Sie auf adventurega.me alles. Wir hoffen, dass Sie hier das Gesuchte finden!
Saved on: 2016-03-17

js2image/readme_en.md at master · xinyu198736/js2image

一个可以把js源代码压缩成一个ascii字符画的源代码的工具,压缩后的代码仍可运行 (A tool can compress JavaScript code to any ascii image and still run normally ) - small-tou/js2image
Saved on: 2015-12-24

Seinfeld Bass Riff Door Sensor

It reads from a micro SD card and randomly picks one of however many MP3s found. It uses a IR motion detector, and waits 7 seconds after playing a sound befo...
Saved on: 2015-11-28

Random Useful Websites

randomusefulwebsites.com ist die beste Quelle für alle Informationen die Sie suchen. Von allgemeinen Themen bis hin zu speziellen Sachverhalten, finden Sie auf randomusefulwebsites.com alles. Wir hoffen, dass Sie hier das Gesuchte finden!
Saved on: 2015-08-12

RedditStorage/README.md at master · rossem/RedditStorage

Store files onto reddit subreddits
Saved on: 2015-06-05

Tone: An experimental Chrome extension for instant sharing over audio

Posted by Alex Kauffmann, Interaction Researcher, and Boris Smus, Software EngineerSometimes in the course of exploring new ideas, we'll stumble up...
Saved on: 2015-05-20

mrkrstphr/illacceptanything

The project where literally anything* goes
Saved on: 2015-04-08

hgarc014/git-game

terminal game to test git skills
Saved on: 2015-01-08

igorw/doucheswag

Swag for douchebags
Saved on: 2014-12-12

ArmenAg/Improvisation: A program that learns music structure of given midi files and able to generate new melodies by judmental of other compositions. E.g. generate melody in style of Armstrong as negatively judged by Eminem and...

A program that learns music structure of given midi files and able to generate new melodies by judmental of other compositions. E.g. generate melody in style of Armstrong as negatively judged by Em...
Saved on: 2014-10-10

Episode 1 - Mongo DB Is Web Scale - YouTube

Q&A discussion discussing the merits of No SQL and relational databases.
Saved on: 2014-08-06

Boostra/386 Disc 1

Saved on: 2014-07-03
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